meandering...but still moving

hello internet,

we Aorta VI fellows are still brewing the big brew of miraculousness that is Hotah (still a working title) and it's still coming but you'll have to be content groping yourself to the already released teases till further notice. keep in mind though, you will be the first (well actually our facebook followers will be the first) to know when it's ready to squeeze between your hideously purple, waiting thighs!

in the meantime i'll throw some stuff your way to keep your eager tongues satiated:

first order of business, we (well, JTMB actually) have been posting multiple things on our Issuu site (including the infamous Issue III and Issue IV: Quivering Martian Look-a-like.) here's where the cheese lies...have fun reading for free! (and not really supporting literally starving artists...we're so hungry...)

next up...well actually...that was the main event...we do have some stickers and stuff on RedBubble though!

and that was all!

signing off, Pj (me) will entertain you with some odd characters he (I) draw'd...imagine them all waving goodbye and missing you terribly!

Sloppy Slice

Shews

English Food

this loveliness is brought to you by Pj and Jim Tozzi

Graveolent

Nemesis

Lookit Me!

Issue II up for FREE!

you heard right....go check it!

we love you

Lowered Prices + News!

we've lowered our prices for our various comics on the official Aorta VI shop!

shipping is free and the new prices are as follows!

Issues: 3.00 (down from 5.00)
Single Comics: 1.00 (down from 2.00)

we will keep these prices from here on out!

in other news Woodystock was fun!
here's a shot of our table:

we sold quite a few buttons at Woodystock so we're looking into making those available online, probably in both "grab bag" and "serialized set" form if you have any requests or ideas shoot them at us in the comments.

have a Sean Connery filled day!

Added to the ZineWiki

hey hey guys just letting you know i added us to the ZineWiki under Aorta VI and The Red Sky.
it's a nice little database to keep track of our history if you are so interested.

CHECK IT OUT HERE

thanks!

Full Issue I and II Covers

© Aorta VI all rights reserved


© Aorta VI all rights reserved

Here are scans of the covers of Issues I (above) and II (below) for your oogling pleasure (click for full-size)

2009 Product Lineup

(Click to see larger)

Aorta VI's
Issue I
Issue I buttons
Issue II
Issue II buttons

To purchase call 310-874-3552
or email: aortavi.gmail.com

Aorta VI available in store???????

YES!!!!!

Aorta VI issue two is out and available at an ACTUAL comic book store!!!!
Get your copy of Aorta VI (issues 1 & 2 (both?)), "the Red Sky" (single comic), or even some of my (although we all share the profit!) "The Lot" comics (collection 1 w/ free button (we like free buttons)) at....

MELTDOWN COMICS on sunset in Los Angeles (kinda Hollywood).
7522 Sunset Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 90046.
Mon-Sun 11am to 10pm (323) 851-7223

Everything we do is CHEAP!!! But NOT CRAP!!!!

For previews of everything available at Meltdown Comics, go to our MySpace page. From there you can also look at "The Lot" (although those aren't the way they are available).

I am responsible for the delay on issue 2 of Aorta VI. It will b out soon, as I have only a small amount of impositions on my time now. It will be for you (me) that I will strive to release our bowels and expel the comix-crement onto the printed (xerox'd) page. Soon, your (mine) hands will turn pale and crisp with the blood-sucking ferocity of Aorta VI!

Fear the coming of a NEW ERA; marked with BLOOD AND CUM!! (Perry)

-JTMB

issue 2 is in the stew

we got it for you

comin' soon

the paper is new

and ready for goo

we have some nice surprises coming...aren't you just itchy?

well you better be...for the times they are a changin'

(obama style?)

-Pj-

First sale outside of Cali!!! and issue two comin' round the mountain...

Well, despite the challenges of placing an item for sell on ebay, I bit the bullet and took the five-or-so minutes to do it; and gold was struck in the form of M. G. Kneisel of Oklahoma. Our first official sell outside of the South Bay area was to a man with the same last name as Perry (any relation is unknown(!!!)). It is this man, this M. G. Kneisel, who has made Aortic history and purchased our magazine, plus postage, from our ebay listing and will be the first man EVER to have a copy of Aorta VI issue 1 outside of California!
By the way I listed another one last night... So be the NEXT PERSON TO reMAKE HISTORY and get our magazine off ebay! (no pressure)

More interestingly, we have reached a water mark (made by our greasy bodies bathing each other under a hot lamp and with no fan) and are going to start work on issue two! If there are any comments and/or suggestions that you would like to make, or if you just like being ignored, please feel free to email them to us, or call, or something (pigeon?) and we will consider it!
Already we are thinking of doing more collaborative art pieces (not just comics), making the issue longer, and even having other medium included and/or available ("Aorta"-stamped Norwals anyone!?!?!?).

In conclusion, don't forget to clean the dryer lint from the trap!

Love,
JTMB