Throwback Thursday: Issue I Buttons

That's right, Issue I had a series of buttons that came with it, do you have one!?

Which is your favorite and can you guess who drew which?

Wednesday Update: Issue 5!?

So in case you didn't go to LA Zine Fest (and if you did, hello!)
some of us plopped by and dropped some sexy copies of Issue V!

This (along with Pj's Birthday on the 17th) will hopefully explain our brief hiatus.

As a thanks for staying in touch, here's a look at the cover (more soon):

Issue V....the singer

Wednesday Update: Issue 5 - coming soon!

Throwback Thurzzz: Issue One Cover Concept

Issue I went through a few cover concepts and this one was abandoned rather early on.

My personal favorite bit is the man hiding in the teeth, very cool.

In Case You Missed 'Em

Issues III & IV are on Issuu for FREE digital perusal

meandering...but still moving

hello internet,

we Aorta VI fellows are still brewing the big brew of miraculousness that is Hotah (still a working title) and it's still coming but you'll have to be content groping yourself to the already released teases till further notice. keep in mind though, you will be the first (well actually our facebook followers will be the first) to know when it's ready to squeeze between your hideously purple, waiting thighs!

in the meantime i'll throw some stuff your way to keep your eager tongues satiated:

first order of business, we (well, JTMB actually) have been posting multiple things on our Issuu site (including the infamous Issue III and Issue IV: Quivering Martian Look-a-like.) here's where the cheese lies...have fun reading for free! (and not really supporting literally starving artists...we're so hungry...)

next up...well actually...that was the main event...we do have some stickers and stuff on RedBubble though!

and that was all!

signing off, Pj (me) will entertain you with some odd characters he (I) draw'd...imagine them all waving goodbye and missing you terribly!

Sloppy Slice

Shews

English Food

this loveliness is brought to you by Pj and Jim Tozzi

Graveolent

Nemesis

Lookit Me!

Issue II up for FREE!

you heard right....go check it!

we love you

Issue I out now digitally for FREE!

FREE DIGITAL COPY OF ISSUE I!

Lowered Prices + News!

we've lowered our prices for our various comics on the official Aorta VI shop!

shipping is free and the new prices are as follows!

Issues: 3.00 (down from 5.00)
Single Comics: 1.00 (down from 2.00)

we will keep these prices from here on out!

in other news Woodystock was fun!
here's a shot of our table:

we sold quite a few buttons at Woodystock so we're looking into making those available online, probably in both "grab bag" and "serialized set" form if you have any requests or ideas shoot them at us in the comments.

have a Sean Connery filled day!

Added to the ZineWiki

hey hey guys just letting you know i added us to the ZineWiki under Aorta VI and The Red Sky.
it's a nice little database to keep track of our history if you are so interested.

CHECK IT OUT HERE

thanks!

Full Issue I and II Covers

© Aorta VI all rights reserved


© Aorta VI all rights reserved

Here are scans of the covers of Issues I (above) and II (below) for your oogling pleasure (click for full-size)

2009 Product Lineup

(Click to see larger)

Aorta VI's
Issue I
Issue I buttons
Issue II
Issue II buttons

To purchase call 310-874-3552
or email: aortavi.gmail.com

Aorta VI available in store???????

YES!!!!!

Aorta VI issue two is out and available at an ACTUAL comic book store!!!!
Get your copy of Aorta VI (issues 1 & 2 (both?)), "the Red Sky" (single comic), or even some of my (although we all share the profit!) "The Lot" comics (collection 1 w/ free button (we like free buttons)) at....

MELTDOWN COMICS on sunset in Los Angeles (kinda Hollywood).
7522 Sunset Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 90046.
Mon-Sun 11am to 10pm (323) 851-7223

Everything we do is CHEAP!!! But NOT CRAP!!!!

For previews of everything available at Meltdown Comics, go to our MySpace page. From there you can also look at "The Lot" (although those aren't the way they are available).

I am responsible for the delay on issue 2 of Aorta VI. It will b out soon, as I have only a small amount of impositions on my time now. It will be for you (me) that I will strive to release our bowels and expel the comix-crement onto the printed (xerox'd) page. Soon, your (mine) hands will turn pale and crisp with the blood-sucking ferocity of Aorta VI!

Fear the coming of a NEW ERA; marked with BLOOD AND CUM!! (Perry)

-JTMB

issue 2 is in the stew

we got it for you

comin' soon

the paper is new

and ready for goo

we have some nice surprises coming...aren't you just itchy?

well you better be...for the times they are a changin'

(obama style?)

-Pj-

First sale outside of Cali!!! and issue two comin' round the mountain...

Well, despite the challenges of placing an item for sell on ebay, I bit the bullet and took the five-or-so minutes to do it; and gold was struck in the form of M. G. Kneisel of Oklahoma. Our first official sell outside of the South Bay area was to a man with the same last name as Perry (any relation is unknown(!!!)). It is this man, this M. G. Kneisel, who has made Aortic history and purchased our magazine, plus postage, from our ebay listing and will be the first man EVER to have a copy of Aorta VI issue 1 outside of California!
By the way I listed another one last night... So be the NEXT PERSON TO reMAKE HISTORY and get our magazine off ebay! (no pressure)

More interestingly, we have reached a water mark (made by our greasy bodies bathing each other under a hot lamp and with no fan) and are going to start work on issue two! If there are any comments and/or suggestions that you would like to make, or if you just like being ignored, please feel free to email them to us, or call, or something (pigeon?) and we will consider it!
Already we are thinking of doing more collaborative art pieces (not just comics), making the issue longer, and even having other medium included and/or available ("Aorta"-stamped Norwals anyone!?!?!?).

In conclusion, don't forget to clean the dryer lint from the trap!

Love,
JTMB

We went to the Demasiado show and the Comicbug signing, but we still want more people to "upgrade" from marginal interest to writhing sex fiend. We WANT YOU to use our Magazine for sexual pleasure! It will titilate you everytime your TIT IS LATE! It will blow you everytime it is BELOW YOU! (Burt Reynolds) And when Aunt Flow comes to visit, just slap her in the FANNY(!) with AORTA VI ISSUE I!!! (And by fanny I mean her vagina!) Furthermore, guys are to use AORTA VI ISSUE I as a PENIS DILDO! (Like in that gross "two kids in a sandbox" video! (don't GOOGLE IT!))

If these demands are not met and marginal interest (or "lookiloos") persists, we will be forced to do absolutely nothing accept perhaps SOMETHING!!!!!!! (mysterious)

Oh and I posted some pictures on our MYSPACE! (myspace.com/aortavi)


JTMB

Just for fun and NEWS!

i found some retarded site where you can make a mini city
so behold: Aorta VI

http://aorta-vi.myminicity.com/

and we are going to be having a signing at the ComicBug in Manhattan Beach
from 7-9pm this Wednesday September 9

see ya there!

-Pj-

P.S. (from Jared) Perry, your use of the word "retarded" sickens me! didn't you learn anything from "What Is It?"???? (Shamed (and Samhained (?)))

AortaVI

ISSUE ONE PREVIEW!!!! FOR REAL!

here is the long awaited snippet from our goodness everlasting
that will most certainly entice you to purchase one
-after seeing..these fruits

This mama is FORTY PAGES long so this is only a small selection..

enjoy~

Here are the pins that we created:

This is the cover of the issue one:

You get a free pin (50¢ value) with each issue:

Publishing info + a letter of introduction:

Table of contents a.k.a "Aortic Dissection":

Snippet from "Feebo":

Self explanatory:

Self explanatory:

back cover:

It's much better in person!

Contact us at

Aortavi@gmail.com 

310-874-3552

about how to get your copy today!