The Ancient Secret

this is evidence of the ancient (read: September 1st) secret event, that changed our world for good:

Happy 2009! We Heart you.

Heyy Peeps!

This is Sam and JP (Pj or "Peej) We wishing you happy new year for two thousand nine!

We're THIS much closer to two thousand twelve...OHHHHHHHHHH

Jared couldn't be here today because he's business making it with his main squeeze...you know what I'm sayin...

Charles Manson says, "google" He discovered it before all of us.

We love you and as the Lanterns (us) say we "eat our own privates"

.....and don't be one of them.

Sin Seer Lee,

Sam (Samj) and Pj (Pam..j/k sentimental....... )

P.S.

we started a new band (us aorta folks) it's cool you know.

We will finish soon

We are getting together to make it. And it will be so great. I guarantee.
So. I hope you like it.

Yep



We worked on the covers today. I am going to ad a poem and mebbe a drawing...?

We might sell some in Venice...? We are socited.

PJ said he should just call me "Arnold" because I sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger...

We want to have a "zene-release" party for our first issue with -root beer- and stuff.

So...you should come...if we have it...and buy a zene from us,

We plan to have rare signed "pristine" editions available too with our original art in it and other shit. Great for collectors!

Yep yep. You can contact us if you want to experience the goodness in a way you never thought possible.

As the great John Mayer once noted,
"Your body is a wonderland."

Sam

We Are Whole

sometimes it just seeps forth

Sam is about to be with us again, in full force this time, after a seeming eternity of distance (that is, him being on a cross country jaunt of sorts to areas far and wide) the master of mysteries, the dealer of doohickeys, the crafter of creatures is back among the living (or at least the breathing.)

in other words, i am proud to announce that Sam is back from his trip to New York and Michigan. Our, or at least my, brother in arms (and legs and feet and hands) has been away for some time! whilst Lanterns Of Sorrow had been put on hold, a breeding ground was set for Jared and i to begin our collaboration of comics (tentatively referred to as Breeder Monkey Astronaut.)

 

We will soon coalesce, and all will be forgiven.

-Pj-